My day with Noah

Had some Noah and Mommy time today.. took him to swimming lessons (where I just hung my head as he spun in circles and dunked his head in the water constantly as he waited his turn with the instructor) and then to Sams. He walked in the front door and greeted the greeter with... "hello Sams! I love you and your samples." On the way out he casually commented "so mom, you know that one guy that w

e met a long time ago (I have no idea who he is talking about btw) I wish he was my Daddy." "Noah, I think you have a pretty great daddy already." His reply (which was loud enough for multiple people to hear) "Yeah but I'd like a new daddy because mine beats me.... ALL the time."
A fitting conversation for Sams Club..

another shopping trip...

Went shopping with Noah and stopped at Motherhood Maternity to look for a couple shirts. Noah was all over the place so I took him into the changing room and told him we were going to play fashion show. I'm a bit disturbed at how happy he was and how appropriate some of his comments were..."wow mom. You look very stylish." "you should buy that shirt, you deserve to have it." Of course there w

ere the "wow, that shirt is my favorite, it makes you look like a zebra! Act like a Zebra mom." "Wow, that red dress is great. It makes you look so homeless, mom" comments as well. He found the pillow that women put on to look pregnant and insisted it was a helmet and that he wear it... until I told him what it was for then he insisted on wearing it under his shirt and then wanted to sumo wrestle/run our bellies into eachother. When he pulled something off the rack, tried it on and told me that we should have a makeup show too I threw the stuff down and took him home. I think I'll stick to having Grace shop with me.