Debate Wrap Up

Ron Paul - The mothership is calling, they need you back right away

Rick Santorum - The kid brother who is out after Florida, if not South Carolina, won't really be missed

Mitt Romney - Have you ever been on a long road trip where your radio is broken and you only have one CD, and it's a decent CD mind you, but after about the 4th time through it you are just sick of it? Well I'm Mitt Romney and I want to be your next President ....thank you

Newt Gingrich - Just won South Carolina, back in it.

CNN - A few hiccups, but easily the best debate so far.

Rick Perry - Just lost in a debate with his wife on if they should stop at Chili's or Carlos O'Kelly's on the way home to Texas

Ma with the best line:

Ma said...

Yea, Mitt just started his closing and I'm yawning. He couldn't inspire me to eat chocolate.

Katie's wrap up from the comment section:

Paul - Who cares.

Newt - Needs to go on a diet.

Romney - Pathetic ending. Pathetic. Blah, Blah, Blah - tell us something NEW and INSPIRING. He's so uninspiring.

Santorum - Brat who needs spanked. You are not as good as you think.

Debate Tonight

Debate tonight on CNN at 7pm. I will be watching again at 8:30pm. The comment section is fixed so we can chat here again (Katie, you gotta be there. Your comments are killer). Perry is out, down to four. Newt's ex unloads on him. Santorum wins Iowa? Should be good.

Debate Wrap up

Sorry, my laptop will not let me into the comment section of the blog. Mom and I had to IM the debate on yahoo messenger. I will have to come up with a fix before the next one. Ok, time for the wrap up.

Perry-3 note mouth breather, time to go home to your casa and don't be afraid of the SPF80 Wrinkly McGoo

Paul-Freaking nutjob from planet Xanex where everyone loves and respects everyone and gets along (seriously, I do not get him)

Santorum-Trying so hard to act tough like Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry but comes off as Colombo

Romney-Trying to talk to you in Presidential way, but he just ends up talking at you.

Gingrich-The slightly abusive significant other, draws me in, drives me away, but keeps bringing me back to him. Easily his best night and drew me back to him, though I know and fear he will do something to drive me away again.

Fox News-Trying too hard to be "fair and balanced" and just came off terrible. "Look, we can be tough with them too by asking stupid, inane, pointless, and inconsequential questions."

Juan Williams-Poured out a 40 for all his minority homies he placated to tonight. Please NPR, take him back. I was expecting him to don a do-rag and gold chains half way through the debate.

Whoa

I'm behind you all but:

1. Love the crowd, except when they cheer for Perry because he's still a fool. But I guess anyone can look good in South Carolina.

2. They are SWINGING at Romney. Nice.

3. So far my previous post still stands.