Sorry, my laptop will not let me into the comment section of the blog. Mom and I had to IM the debate on yahoo messenger. I will have to come up with a fix before the next one. Ok, time for the wrap up.
Perry-3 note mouth breather, time to go home to your casa and don't be afraid of the SPF80 Wrinkly McGoo
Paul-Freaking nutjob from planet Xanex where everyone loves and respects everyone and gets along (seriously, I do not get him)
Santorum-Trying so hard to act tough like Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry but comes off as Colombo
Romney-Trying to talk to you in Presidential way, but he just ends up talking at you.
Gingrich-The slightly abusive significant other, draws me in, drives me away, but keeps bringing me back to him. Easily his best night and drew me back to him, though I know and fear he will do something to drive me away again.
Fox News-Trying too hard to be "fair and balanced" and just came off terrible. "Look, we can be tough with them too by asking stupid, inane, pointless, and inconsequential questions."
Juan Williams-Poured out a 40 for all his minority homies he placated to tonight. Please NPR, take him back. I was expecting him to don a do-rag and gold chains half way through the debate.
Romney - same, same, same. Obama will OWN you. Don't underestimate how politically great he is.
ReplyDeleteNEWT - NEWT! NEWT! NEWT! NEWT!
Santorum - People should get married and reproduce in the name of Jesus.
Paul - deitdadeitdeitdeitdeitdadeitdadeitdadeit.
Perry - Go Away you crazy fool.
Okay, the funniest line of the whole night was Perry saying the noise they were looking for was a Gong. That's funny. So it proves my point, he's a joke!
ReplyDeleteOmg,so I'm the only one up watching this still and making comments to myself. I'm starting to love Perry because he's making me laugh so much! He has these one liners that people just eat up but he's so dumb. I'm sure this is how Democrats view Bush. I get it now. But its so funny when he talks.
ReplyDeleteI'm starting to fast forward through Romney. Santorum will never do it for me so I don't care how hard he's practiced or how many times he points his finger down on the podium. I think Newt just shows up. He's had a good long nap, watched football all day yesterday, read the paper, had an In and Out burger and walks on stage. References Reagan 10 times and ZINGS 'em.
Don't underestimate Obama people. Romney and Newt should be the only two people Republicans should seriously be considering.
"I'm delighted to go hunting." Romney - If you don't hunt just say you don't. Who cares. I'm delighted to go running when asked to. No, no I'm not. I can't stand to run, you can't stand to hunt, just admit it.
ReplyDeleteI can't stand this NRA loving gun talk!
But now we are on to Paul who goes from NRA to medical tort law to the soup he had for lunch to stop wars.
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ReplyDeleteI don't want you to spend the money to secure the border in Mexico. OMG! Predator drones on the border! The Mexicans are coming!! I hate Perry.
ReplyDeleteOkay, that was fun commenting to myself.
ReplyDeleteFace it folks. Obama will win again. So sad. So sad. Mr. Northeast Mormon John Kerry McFrankenstein (Republican Version) will go down in flames. Maybe he can borrow the Dukakis helmet and go windsurfing to make it really memorable. Yeah, Taxachussetts.
ReplyDeleteI am peeing myself and laughing out loud in study hall in Mr. J's old room at Collins-Maxwell High School. You guys are KILLING me! Terry's best comments: Santorum and Juan Williams (loved the 3 note mouth breather Perry comment, too). Your Newt comment was too suggestive for a mom's taste. Katie, you are an idiot savant. Loved your Romney the hunter comments and the ones about Newt. So true. I said last night that he doesn't even break a sweat. I love politics. And Obama is not going to win. He's not. If he does, pack your bags and move to Terry's 40 acres. We'll form a commune. Self sufficient, veggie growing, wood cutting, clothes making, homeschooling commune. Obama is the devil. Convince your neighbors and friends of that or we're all going down.
ReplyDeleteHyperbole much Ma?
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