1. Rutabaga is the BOMB.
2. Tonight, an hour after I put the kids to bed I heard Drew crying. I found him in Evan's room at the side of the bed and I'm pretty sure he had fallen out of the bed. Evan was shoved over against the wall. Drew was in a pair of jeans, some underwear and a polo shirt completely buttoned up but on backwards. The polo shirt had been hanging on the top bar of his closet when he went to bed. Have you seen that show Wipe-Out? Drew's gonna show that course who's boss in ten years.
3. You know the annoying people in the mall who have little stores set up in the middle. They stand there and try to hand you stuff as you walk by just like the Mexicans in Vegas who stand there and slap porn cards and hand them to you as you walk down the street. This morning a guy held out one of those stupid samples and said, "Michael Jackson wants to send you a message." (I kid you not) To which I replied, "No thanks and I sure as hell don't want a message from him." Literally I said this out loud, very loud and kept walking. It was a mom moment. I completely forgot that my mouth was verbalizing what my brain was thinking. And then just like that I was over it.
4. GO HUSKERS! GO BIG RED! WAY TO BEAT IOWA!
5. Darci is insane. I bow at her feet. She is the Black Friday Queen. You know that person that REALLY, REALLY, REALLY wants that doorbuster but didn't get it and goes home with their head held in shame? Little do they know that Darci is in possession of said item and that in a few short weeks it will be returned to the store. Take that loser Black Friday Shopper. Boooyaaaa booooyeeeeeeee! Darci got it. She possesses it. She obtained it like a crack addict. And when she comes off that high, she's taking it back to the store. God Save the Queen.
2. Tonight, an hour after I put the kids to bed I heard Drew crying. I found him in Evan's room at the side of the bed and I'm pretty sure he had fallen out of the bed. Evan was shoved over against the wall. Drew was in a pair of jeans, some underwear and a polo shirt completely buttoned up but on backwards. The polo shirt had been hanging on the top bar of his closet when he went to bed. Have you seen that show Wipe-Out? Drew's gonna show that course who's boss in ten years.
3. You know the annoying people in the mall who have little stores set up in the middle. They stand there and try to hand you stuff as you walk by just like the Mexicans in Vegas who stand there and slap porn cards and hand them to you as you walk down the street. This morning a guy held out one of those stupid samples and said, "Michael Jackson wants to send you a message." (I kid you not) To which I replied, "No thanks and I sure as hell don't want a message from him." Literally I said this out loud, very loud and kept walking. It was a mom moment. I completely forgot that my mouth was verbalizing what my brain was thinking. And then just like that I was over it.
4. GO HUSKERS! GO BIG RED! WAY TO BEAT IOWA!
5. Darci is insane. I bow at her feet. She is the Black Friday Queen. You know that person that REALLY, REALLY, REALLY wants that doorbuster but didn't get it and goes home with their head held in shame? Little do they know that Darci is in possession of said item and that in a few short weeks it will be returned to the store. Take that loser Black Friday Shopper. Boooyaaaa booooyeeeeeeee! Darci got it. She possesses it. She obtained it like a crack addict. And when she comes off that high, she's taking it back to the store. God Save the Queen.
Have you ever watched that Extreme Couponing show? It is really a show about drug addiction, when those people get to the checkout line they are high as a kit. Tweeking on the process and savings. That is Darci Thursday morning when she looks at the black Friday ads. Jonesing on the deals, where to go, when,, etc. She said she nearly woke me when she got home at 6am to show me the deals. It is not about what she spent, but what she saved. Weird, but she did get some kick butt deals I must admit.
ReplyDeleteBlack Friday was MADE for Darci. It's not like she's sleeping anyway. You nailed it Katie. Cracked me up.
ReplyDeleteDrew is a monkey.
If anyone has any gift ideas for Matt, please let me know. Maybe some brussel sprouts?