Friday, January 6, 2012

Little Known Iowa Caucus

While the Republican caucus got all the buzz this week, I myself participated in the caucus of the "I'm a badass, leave me the F alone, and get off my damned lawn" party. It was held in my basement and I was accompanied by an ever changing mix of 12 year old sociopaths who joined me over the Interwebz while playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3. Constructive discussion was limited, and the words "fag", "asshole", and "camper" were bandied about in both ironic and directly perjorative ways. In the end, the only vote cast was for the actor who plays the Most Interesting Man in the World in those Dos Equis beer commercials. Stay thirsty my friends.

- MiM

1 comment:

  1. I love the most interesting man, did you he clips his right hand fingernails with his right hand and once killed 2 stones with 1 bird.

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